Dr. Ray, Sting

499.00 kr

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Stingrays are friends…NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! (”What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?” – Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. (”Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable.” – Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we’d know. (”Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!” – Dr. Ray, Sting.)

5 i lager

Beskrivning

Beskrivning

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

dr ray sting blue circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses